Burns: One...ONE....ONE!
[Homer struggles to do one situp.]
Bah, I'll just pay for the blasted liposuction!
Homer: Woo hoo!
-- The easy way out, "King-Size Homer"
[Homer struggles to do one situp.]
Bah, I'll just pay for the blasted liposuction!
Homer: Woo hoo!
-- The easy way out, "King-Size Homer"
Related:
- Burns: Just sign here, and your son will stand to inherit my entire
estate.
Homer: Woo hoo! We're rich! Bart, get over to the... - Homer: [struggling to complete a pushup] Two!
Lenny:
Actually Homer, that's just one. See, each pushup... - Homer: Woo-hoo! A perfect day. Zero bears and one big fat hairy
paycheck.
[opens it up] Hey! How come my pay is so low... - Homer raises his arms one at a time in front of a fan]
[Carl and Lenny hold hankies to their noses and cough]
Carl:
[gagging] Homer, you should see a doctor -- I don't... - Apu: Jiminy Cricket! Wooh, expired ham. [scribbles over the expiry
date]
Oh,
this time I have gone to far. No, no one will fall... - One size fits all my butt!
-- Homer,
"Homer the... - Homer: [whines] Ohh...225! That means I lost weight!
Bart: Ahem...Homer, you're, uh, on the towel rack.... - Homer: [sighs] I love you, Marge.
Marge: I love you too,
Homey. Homer: Everything in our lives is finally perfectly...
