Homer: Hey, Buddy, You Got To Let Me In Your Car -- Vendo
Homer: Hey, buddy, you got to let me in your car --
Vendor: [frightened] Take anything you want, man! Take it all!
-- Homer vs. Big Chief Krazy Kone, "King-Size Homer"
Homer: I'm going to have to shut it down myself. Fat, don't fail me now!
[jumps in car; tires blow out] D'oh!...
But let me tell you, the slim lazy Homer you knew is dead.
Now I'm a big fat dynamo. -- Homer Simpson King-Size Home...
Lisa: Dad? Homer: Yes, honey? Lisa: Um...Mom just baked a cake.
Homer: Ooh! [walks into kitchen] Huh? Marge: Homer, we need to have a serious talk....
Brooks: [Yiddish voice] What's with the sir -- [normal voice] What's with the siren?
Wiggum: Evening, Simpson. You got a short and your taillight started blinking when you made that turn....
Bart: Hey, Homer, you promised Mom you wouldn't wear your dress outside.
Homer: Nuts to that. I'm going to the movies. Lisa...
Moe: [sniffing a cigar] Ah, this place is going to smell classy all week.
Barney: To Homer, the Wall Street genius! [everyone claps as Homer bows] [Homer lights a cigar with a $...
Hey, if you want wild bears eatin' your children and scarin' your salmon, that's your business.
But I'm not gonna take it! Who's with me? -- Homer Simpson Much Apu About Nothing...
Hey! Let's do that 2,000-pound man thing. I'll be that Carl Reiner guy, and you be what's-his-face.
-- Homer Simpson Homer vs. Patty and Selma...
Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make me picture your hides!...