Hey, If You Want Wild Bears Eatin' Your Children And Scarin' Your Salmon, That's Your Business.
Hey, if you want wild bears eatin' your children and scarin' your
salmon, that's your business. But I'm not gonna take it! Who's with
-- Homer Simpson
Much Apu About Nothing
Apu: Oh, it's hopeless. Oh, poor Apu. Abe: Hey! The government can't control the sky.
What if you lived in a balloon? Lisa: That's it!...
Homer: We're here, we're queer, we don't want anymore bears.
Crowd: We're here, we're queer, we don't want anymore bears....
Homer: Mr. Mayor, I hate to break it to you, but this town is infested by bears.
Moe: Yeah, and these ones are smarter than the average bear....
Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.
Lisa: That's spacious reasoning, Dad. Homer: Thank you, dear....
Homer: Darn it, Apu, I'm not gonna let them kick you out!
[pulls a "Yes on 24" button off his shirt] I never should have bought this button....
Lisa: Hey, Bart. How's your arm? Bart: It's all right.
I was hoping they'd give me one of those steel claws, but what are you gonna do....
Homer: Hey, buddy, you got to let me in your car -- Vendo
[frightened] Take anything you want, man! Take it all!...
Lisa: I don't see how you can support Proposition 24, Dad.
Homer: Open your eyes, Lisa! Our schools are so jam-packed with immigrants, people like Bart have lost the will to learn!...
So, like us, let your children run wild and free, because as the old saying goes, let your children run wild and free.
-- Homer Simpson Bart vs. Australia...