{[his hat tumble-dries to a stop]}
Homer: {[putting it on] Mmm, I _can_ feel three kinds of softness. }
Lisa: {Dad, what are you doing down there?}
Homer: {Washing my fat guy hat, honey.}
-- I didn't know there was such a thing...,
"King-Size Homer"
Homer: {[putting it on] Mmm, I _can_ feel three kinds of softness. }
Lisa: {Dad, what are you doing down there?}
Homer: {Washing my fat guy hat, honey.}
-- I didn't know there was such a thing...,
"King-Size Homer"
Related:
- Lisa: Ew! Mom, this whole thing is really creepy. Are you sure you
won't talk to Dad?
Marge: Mmm, I'd like to, honey, but I'm not sure how.... - Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK?
Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's happy.... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Lisa: Dad! Eat something! [holds up a sandwich] It's got mustard on
it.
[Homer's eye view of the ceiling] [Bart leans in and waves his hand.... - Lisa: [annoyed] Dad!
Homer: Yes, sweetheart?
Lisa
Obesity is really unhealthy; any doctor will tell you that.... - Bart: Dad, you cannot wear that! That's a rastafarian hat.
Homer: Pft. Hey, I've been safariing since before you were born.... - Bart: If you gain 61 pounds they'll let you work at home?
Homer: Y'uh huh, that's the deal. No more exercise program, no more traffic, no more blood drives or charity walks.... - Lisa: Dad?
Homer: Yes, honey?
Lisa: Um...Mom just baked a cake.
Homer: Ooh! [walks into kitchen] Huh? Marge: Homer, we need to have a serious talk.... - Milhouse: Uh...what's your dad's job again?
Ba
He's a nuclear safety technician. Nelson: What's he doing with that broom?...
