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• Lisa: Ew! Mom, this whole thing is really creepy. Are you sure you won't talk to Dad?
  Marge: Mmm, I'd like to, honey, but I'm not sure how....
• Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK? Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
  Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's happy....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: Dad! Eat something! [holds up a sandwich] It's got mustard on it.
  [Homer's eye view of the ceiling] [Bart leans in and waves his hand....
• Lisa: [annoyed] Dad! Homer: Yes, sweetheart? Lisa
  Obesity is really unhealthy; any doctor will tell you that....
• Bart: Dad, you cannot wear that! That's a rastafarian hat.
  Homer: Pft. Hey, I've been safariing since before you were born....
• Bart: If you gain 61 pounds they'll let you work at home?
  Homer: Y'uh huh, that's the deal. No more exercise program, no more traffic, no more blood drives or charity walks....
• Lisa: Dad? Homer: Yes, honey? Lisa: Um...Mom just baked a cake.
  Homer: Ooh! [walks into kitchen] Huh? Marge: Homer, we need to have a serious talk....
• Milhouse: Uh...what's your dad's job again? Ba
  He's a nuclear safety technician. Nelson: What's he doing with that broom?...