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• Skinner: Mrs. Krabappel, Bart has something he wants to say to you.
  Bart: I won't say it! Skinner: Bart! Bart: Oh ....
• Lisa: Mom! Dad! Martin died at school today! Marge
  Mmm! I don't see what that has to do with Groundskeeper Willy....
• Skinner: Children, the times they are a-becoming quite different.
  Test scores are at an all-time low, so I've come up with these academic alerts....
• Martin: I am the wondrous wizard of Latin! I am a dervish of declension and a conjurer of conjugation, with a million hit points and maximum charisma.
  [spots a blackboard with verbs written all over it] Aha!...
• Edna: Guess what, class? Martin: Time for a surprise quiz?
  Edna: Well, that's not what I was going to say, but it's a good idea....
• Scene shows Marge in the kitchen] Marge: [threateningly] Bart, I am going to _get_ you.
  ..[brandishes some scissors] Bart: [gasps] Marge...
• Martin: [takes a seat at the front of the bus] Ba
  No! Martin: No? Bart: Only geeks sit in the front seat....
• Skinner: This is a great way to make extra money, renting out our cloakrooms to our overcrowded prison system.
  Snake: Yo, I used to sit right over there. [the other prisoner snatches a piece of Martin's shirt] [he moves his desk quickly away] Edna...
• Bart: I can make it so the other kids don't laugh at you so much.
  Martin: They... laugh at me? I've always considered myself rather popular....