Skinner: This is a great way to make extra money, renting out our
cloakrooms to our overcrowded prison system.
Snake: Yo, I used to sit right over there.
[the other prisoner snatches a piece of Martin's shirt]
[he moves his desk quickly away]
Edna: It's all right, children, just ignore the murderer.
Skinner: And, as a bonus, some of our more troublesome students might be
scared straight.
Snake: Psst! Kid, help me break out of here. I'll _totally_ make it
worth your while.
Bart: [smiling] I'm listening...
-- Or scared crooked, whatever, "The PTA Disbands"
cloakrooms to our overcrowded prison system.
Snake: Yo, I used to sit right over there.
[the other prisoner snatches a piece of Martin's shirt]
[he moves his desk quickly away]
Edna: It's all right, children, just ignore the murderer.
Skinner: And, as a bonus, some of our more troublesome students might be
scared straight.
Snake: Psst! Kid, help me break out of here. I'll _totally_ make it
worth your while.
Bart: [smiling] I'm listening...
-- Or scared crooked, whatever, "The PTA Disbands"
Related:
- Ned: Well, all right, I'd like to call this meeting of the PTA to
or-diddely-order.
Let's see if we can't put an end to this ... - Edna: Seymour, you're being _totally_ unfair and the teachers won't
stand for it.
Skinner: You don't have the guts to strike. Edna... - Edna: Seymour, the teachers are fed up. You have to start putting
money back into the school.
You've cut back on everything: salaries, supplies... - Bart: It's hard to see what's going on; I can only make out the fat
soldiers.
Skinner: All right, children, switch. [one... - Edna: Well, Seymour, I guess we could start talking.
Skinner: What's the point? There's no more money,... - Skinner: Several days ago, a violent riot erupted incited by an
inflammatory T-shirt slogan.
No, no, now don't try to remember what that... - Bart: That's it, I can't take this any more, Milhouse.
I've got to get the real teachers back. Milhouse... - Skinner: Well, children, I don't know what you did to all those
substitutes,
but it's going to stop now. Leopold? Leopold: [bursting... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it...
