Lisa: Mom! Dad! Martin died at school today!
Marge: Mmm! I don't see what that has to do with Groundskeeper Willy.
Bart: [pause] Umm...we didn't mention Groundskeeper Willy, Mom.
Marge: Mmm...kids, it's time we told you the true story and put your
fears to rest. It's a story of murder and revenge from beyond
the grave.
-- Oh yeah, _real_ assuaging, "Treehouse of Horror VI"
Marge: Mmm! I don't see what that has to do with Groundskeeper Willy.
Bart: [pause] Umm...we didn't mention Groundskeeper Willy, Mom.
Marge: Mmm...kids, it's time we told you the true story and put your
fears to rest. It's a story of murder and revenge from beyond
the grave.
-- Oh yeah, _real_ assuaging, "Treehouse of Horror VI"
Related:
- Bart: And then he raked me across the chest! And the weirdest thing
was,
it was that school janitor who mysteriously disappeared... - Bart: Don't worry, Mom. I can use my...[looks confused] "Shinning".
to call Willy. [concentrates] [Willy watches... - Bart: [to waiter] I'll have a Brain Burger with extra pus,
please. Marge: Bart! Homer: Eyeball stew. Marge... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Willy: Hold on, kids! I'm coming to rescue the lot of you!
[Skinner appears and axes him] Argh! Oh, I'm... - Marge: [voice over] It all started on the thirteenth hour,
of the thirteenth day, of the thirteenth month... - Bart+Lisa: [quickly] Mom! Dad! We saw something in the attic!
We saw something in the attic! Marge... - Lisa: Mom! Mom! You've gotta help: they're cooking kids in the
school cafeteria!
Marge: Listen, kids: you're eight and ten years old... - Marge: [bright] Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say,
"There's a whole lotta frownin' going on". ...
