Martin: I Am The Wondrous Wizard Of Latin! I Am A Dervish Of Declension And A Conjurer Of Conjugation, With A Million Hit Points And Maximum Charisma.

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Martin: I am the wondrous wizard of Latin! I am a dervish of declension
and a conjurer of conjugation, with a million hit points and
maximum charisma.
[spots a blackboard with verbs written all over it]
Aha! "Morire": to die. "Morit": he, she, or it dies.
[Willy morphs out of the blackboard; Martin gasps]
Willy: "Moris": _you_ die.
Martin: Aah! [runs off]
Willy: [laughs] You've mastered a dead tongue, but can you handle a
live one?
[his tongue shoots out of his mouth, wraps around Martin, and
squeezes him]
[in class, Martin twists and screams, then collapses on the
Nelson: Ha ha!
-- "Treehouse of Horror VI"