Marge: Can you see them?
Homer: I can see Lisa...but it might be a starfish! I gotta call them.
[runs, dials a phone]
Woman: [recording] The number you have dialed can no longer be reached
from this phone, you [splice] negligent [spice] monster.
Homer: Oh...
Marge: That's it. We're going downtown to get our kids back -- right
now!
-- Marge makes a plan,
"Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum-Doodily"
Homer: I can see Lisa...but it might be a starfish! I gotta call them.
[runs, dials a phone]
Woman: [recording] The number you have dialed can no longer be reached
from this phone, you [splice] negligent [spice] monster.
Homer: Oh...
Marge: That's it. We're going downtown to get our kids back -- right
now!
-- Marge makes a plan,
"Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum-Doodily"
Related:
- Marge: It's so quiet here without the kids.
Homer: What I wouldn't give to hear Lisa play another one of her jazzy
tunes.
[talks into her saxophone to the tune of Beethoven's... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: What are you doing with my children?
Agent 2:
We're taking them where you can't get them! Marge... - Homer: Oh, I gotta call everyone and tell them the good news.
[picks up phone: "In use"] What the -- oh. ... - Marge: [reading a sign on their door] "Parents are not to communicate
with children,
and must stay at least 100 feet away at all ... - Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents,
but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family... - Marge: Here's your toast, Maggie! I melbafied it myself.
[Lisa walks in] Oh, Lisa, honey, I tracked down... - Marge: We've always tried to be good parents. Please!
I'm begging you, one mother to another. You... - Homer: Kids! We're good parents now. Get your asses out here!
Marge: We've missed you so much. [they gasp...
From the same category:
- Bart+Lisa: [quickly] Mom! Dad! We saw something in the attic!
We saw something in the attic! Marge... - Joe's Taxidermy. You snuff 'em, we stuff 'em.
--
Bart answers the phone, "Stark Raving... - Hibbert: I'm sorry, that leg's going to have to come off.
[Homer and Bart gasp] Hibbert: [chuckles] Did I say... - Bart, you're the closest thing to a man in my life.
And that's so depressing, I think I'm going to cry... - Thank you, Martha Quinn. [Audience applauds]
There you have it:
unrehearsed testimonies from important celebrities...
