Krusty: Hi Kids! [laughs] Guess what, Sideshow Mel!
Mel: [slide whistle three times]
Krusty: It's time for Itchy and Scratchy!
Kids: [really, parents] Boo!
Krusty: Hey, hey, settle down boys and girls, or Krusty will
have to bring out his old friend, Corporal Punishment, again.
-- Krusty faces Kancellation,
"Itchy and Scratchy and Marge"
Mel: [slide whistle three times]
Krusty: It's time for Itchy and Scratchy!
Kids: [really, parents] Boo!
Krusty: Hey, hey, settle down boys and girls, or Krusty will
have to bring out his old friend, Corporal Punishment, again.
-- Krusty faces Kancellation,
"Itchy and Scratchy and Marge"
Related:
- Krusty: Hi, kids! [laughs]
[sees empty studio]
Huh?
Is it Saturday? -- "Itchy and Scratchy and... - Kent: For another opinion...
Krusty: [laughs] Hi,
kids! [laughs] Kent: Krusty, please. We're giving... - Krusty: Hey, kids! It's story time. [laughs] I'm going to tell you the
story of Krusty's expensive new suit:
his sexual harassment suit. [laughs painfully]... - Krusty: Get out! Don't come back 'til you fix "Itchy & Scratchy"!
[Myers walks out, slamming Krusty's office door so... - Techie: Talking doll, take eight.
Lisa: "When I get married,
I'm keeping my own name." Oh, no, that should... - Krusty: Wasn't that a great Itchy and Scratchy cartoon,
kids? Well, we've got another one coming right... - Hey, kids! Don't forget to watch my 29th Anniversary Show,
featuring clips like this one of Sideshow Mel wacked... - Myers: I have figured out how to rejuvenate the show.
It's so simple, you egghead writers would've... - Itchy: Thanks, kids. Now we'd like to speak to you seriously for a
moment.
Scratchy: Yup. This week is the grand opening of "Itchy...
