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• Bart: We made it! Everyone: Yay! Homer: Woo hoo!
  Bart: Eat my shorts, Shelbyville! Bart+Home...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: I'd like to propose a toast to the coming together of the Simpsons and Flanders.
  If this were a more perfect world, we'd all be known as the Flimpsons....
• Homer: Wait a minute: we all know the one thing we won't need in the future!
  Left-handed stores. That's you, Flanders! [whispered to Rod & Todd] I'm terribly story....
• Ned: OK, folks, look: I called the police captain in Shelbyville.
  He says he hasn't seen our kids, but if they show up in the morgue, he'll fax us....
• Homer: That tree's been in Springfield since the time of our forefathers.
  Give it back or we'll bust in there and take it! Homer2...
• Rev.L: [reluctantly, to phone] Hello, Ned. Ned: Sorry to bother you, Rev.
  Lovejoy, but I'm kind of in a tizzy. My son Todd just told us he didn't want to eat his damn vegetables....
• Skinner walks in, sees Homer] Skinner: What's _he_ doing here?
  Bart: Well once he found out we were going to get Ned Flanders fired, he _insisted_ on helping....
• Burns: Damned infernal gizmo. My kingdom for a left-handed can opener!
  Homer: Um, Mr. Burns? ... [dreams of Ned's Leftorium store] Ned...