Homer: Hey Herman, I had to come out here to see what's so funny.
[gasps] A counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my car hole!
I'm going to tell everyone. Wait here.
Herman: Not so fast. [levels a gun]
Homer: [slows his gait] OK.
Herman: Maybe you should just stop entirely.
Homer: [stops] Herman, how could you? We've all thought about
counterfeiting jeans at one time or another, but what about the
victims? Hard-working designers like Calvin Klein, Gloria
Vanderbilt, or Antoine Bugle Boy. _These_ are the people who
saw an overcrowded marketplace and said, "Me too!"
-- Homer pleads on the side of capitalism,
"The Springfield Connection"
[gasps] A counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my car hole!
I'm going to tell everyone. Wait here.
Herman: Not so fast. [levels a gun]
Homer: [slows his gait] OK.
Herman: Maybe you should just stop entirely.
Homer: [stops] Herman, how could you? We've all thought about
counterfeiting jeans at one time or another, but what about the
victims? Hard-working designers like Calvin Klein, Gloria
Vanderbilt, or Antoine Bugle Boy. _These_ are the people who
saw an overcrowded marketplace and said, "Me too!"
-- Homer pleads on the side of capitalism,
"The Springfield Connection"
Related:
- Homer says, on the smuggling of jeans into Springfield:
"Think about the real victims: Calvin Kline, Gloria... - Herman: [ominous] Advance on him, men.
Marge: [appearing at the garage door] I don't think that's a very good
idea.
Crony: Oh no, it's Gloria Vanderbilt out for revenge... - Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police
academy,
I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Oh, Marge, you saved my life! I'm sorry I teased you.
You are a really good cop. I'm proud of you... - Jericho: You're late, Herman.
Herman: Surely you don't mind waiting for merchandise of this quality,
Mr. Jericho? Jericho: [checking the contents of the... - Lenny: You want another card or not?
Homer: Huh? Oh,
OK. I'll take three. [Moe deals them] D'oh! D'oh... - Lenny: Hey, great news, guys: I picked up a nudie deck for our game.
Homer: [grabs it] "The Girls of the Internet"...ooh... - Homer: What a wonderful dinner. What a beautiful family!
Someone get a picture of me with my arm around...
