Lenny: Hey, great news, guys: I picked up a nudie deck for our game.
Homer: [grabs it] "The Girls of the Internet"...ooh, I'd go on-line
with them any day!
[everyone clamors]
Moe: Hey, hey: we've offended Herman.
Herman: No, no, I'm just going out for some fresh air.
Moe: Jeez, that guy sure likes his fresh air. None of that for me!
[puffs on a huge cigar, coughs] Oh, yeah, yeah!
-- The Stale Air Fund, "The Springfield Connection"
Homer: [grabs it] "The Girls of the Internet"...ooh, I'd go on-line
with them any day!
[everyone clamors]
Moe: Hey, hey: we've offended Herman.
Herman: No, no, I'm just going out for some fresh air.
Moe: Jeez, that guy sure likes his fresh air. None of that for me!
[puffs on a huge cigar, coughs] Oh, yeah, yeah!
-- The Stale Air Fund, "The Springfield Connection"
Related:
- Lenny: Hey, Moe...you got change for a five?
Moe:
Yeah, sure thing Lenny. [opens cash register]... - Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police
academy,
I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like... - Marge: [checks her watch] One more hour.
Homer: An hour?
I can't wait another hour. What's keeping that stupid... - Moe: [sniffing a cigar] Ah, this place is going to smell classy all
week.
Barney: To Homer, the Wall Street genius! ... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily... - Marge: [gasps] Illegal gambling in my house?
Moe:
_Your_ house? _Your_ house? Gee, it's so glamorously... - Krusty: [looking over] Hey, nice quote uniforms, endquote.
Kent: [pretending] This just in, a new addition to... - Carl: Hey, Homer, are you sure it's OK to smoke Cuban cigars and gamble
here now that your wife's a cop?
Homer: Are you kidding? Being a cop husband is one... - Homer: Hey Herman, I had to come out here to see what's so funny.
[gasps] A counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my...
