Homer says, on the smuggling of jeans into Springfield: "Think about the real victims: Calvin Kline, Gloria Vanderbilt, and Antoine Bugleboy -- people who saw an overcrowded market and said, 'Me, too!'"
Episode: 2F21 The Springfield Connection (when Marge becomes a Cop and then Herman smuggles jeans into Springfield)
Episode: 2F21 The Springfield Connection (when Marge becomes a Cop and then Herman smuggles jeans into Springfield)
Related:
- Homer: Hey Herman, I had to come out here to see what's so funny.
[gasps] A counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my car hole!... - Herman: [ominous] Advance on him, men.
Marge: [appearing at the garage door] I don't think that's a very good
idea.
Crony: Oh no, it's Gloria Vanderbilt out for revenge!... - Homer: Oh, Marge, you saved my life! I'm sorry I teased you.
You are a really good cop. I'm proud of you.... - Jericho: You're late, Herman.
Herman: Surely you don't mind waiting for merchandise of this quality,
Mr.
Jericho? Jericho: [checking the contents of the briefcase] Looks like good stuff, but of course, I'll have to sample it first.... - Abe: That's _my_ ambulance. I called for it four hours ago.
Homer: Marge, how did you know -- Marge: That the pants would rip?... - Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman -- and
I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear,
which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
-- Homer Simpson The Springfield Connectio... - Marge: And that's the drunk tank --
Barney: [groaning] Oh --
Marge
and this is Mommy's desk. Lisa: Mom, I know your intentions are good but aren't the police the protective force that maintains the status quo for the wealthy elite?... - Bart: Milhouse, do you ever think about the people in those cars?
Milhouse: I try not to. It makes it harder to spit on 'em.... - Mmm...incapacitating. -- Homer Simpson The Springfield Connectio

