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• Abe: That's _my_ ambulance. I called for it four hours ago.
  Homer: Marge, how did you know -- Marge: That the pants would rip?...
• Herman: [ominous] Advance on him, men. Marge: [appearing at the garage door] I don't think that's a very good idea.
  Crony: Oh no, it's Gloria Vanderbilt out for revenge!...
• Marge: [gasps] Illegal gambling in my house? Moe
  _Your_ house? _Your_ house? Gee, it's so glamorously decorated I thought I was in Vegas!...
• Patty: Marge, this is Andre. Andre: [with attempted sexiness] Hello.
  Selma: I think you two would make a perfect couple....
• Homer: Hey Herman, I had to come out here to see what's so funny.
  [gasps] A counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my car hole!...
• Homer: Let me set the scene for you, Marge. Marge: All right.
  Homer: It's a 7-10 split. Marge: Uh huh? Homer: The hardest shot in bowling....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: I'm sorry I had to arrest you, Homer, but what I did was right.
  Some day when you really need it you'll be happy there are dedicated cops like me out there....
• Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure before.
  Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out there....