Homer: Aw, boy: if only Bart had been a better role model for everyone.
Marge: That's not fair. The lesson here is that self-improvement is
better left to people who live in big cities.
Lisa: No! Self-improvement can be achieved, but not with a quick fix:
it's a long, arduous journey of personal and spiritual discovery.
Homer: That's what I've been saying! We're all fine the way we are!
-- Homer, master paraphraser, "Bart's Inner Child"
