Homer: Aw, boy: if only Bart had been a better role model for everyone.
Marge: That's not fair. The lesson here is that self-improvement is
better left to people who live in big cities.
Lisa: No! Self-improvement can be achieved, but not with a quick fix:
it's a long, arduous journey of personal and spiritual discovery.
Homer: That's what I've been saying! We're all fine the way we are!
-- Homer, master paraphraser, "Bart's Inner Child"
Marge: That's not fair. The lesson here is that self-improvement is
better left to people who live in big cities.
Lisa: No! Self-improvement can be achieved, but not with a quick fix:
it's a long, arduous journey of personal and spiritual discovery.
Homer: That's what I've been saying! We're all fine the way we are!
-- Homer, master paraphraser, "Bart's Inner Child"
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Marge: Mmm,
everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person. Homer... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily... - Lisa: Ever since that self-help guy came to town, you've lost your
identity.
You've fallen through the cracks of our quick-fix,... - Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the end: the end of dog racing.
Everyone: Boo! Marge: I think they're in love.... - Lisa: They _cannot_ keep making dolls like this...something has to be
done!
[Chewing stops slowly; Homer swallows noisily] Marge... - Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think
they're getting to be a problem.
Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear...
