Lisa: They _cannot_ keep making dolls like this...something has to be
done!
[Chewing stops slowly; Homer swallows noisily]
Marge: Lisa, ordinarily I'd say you should stand up for what you believe
in. But you've been doing that an awful lot lately!
Bart: Yeah. You made us march in that gay rights parade!
[Holds up newspaper showing gay parade with Bart prominently in
front looking surprised]
Homer: And we can't watch Fox because they own those chemical weapon
plants in Syria.
Lisa: I can't believe you're just going to stand by as your daughters
grow up in a world where this, _this_, is their role model.
Marge: I had a Malibu Stacy when I was little and I turned out all
right. Now let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of
strawberry ice cream!
Stacy: Now low let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry
ice cream!
-- Subconscious memory strikes again,
"Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
done!
[Chewing stops slowly; Homer swallows noisily]
Marge: Lisa, ordinarily I'd say you should stand up for what you believe
in. But you've been doing that an awful lot lately!
Bart: Yeah. You made us march in that gay rights parade!
[Holds up newspaper showing gay parade with Bart prominently in
front looking surprised]
Homer: And we can't watch Fox because they own those chemical weapon
plants in Syria.
Lisa: I can't believe you're just going to stand by as your daughters
grow up in a world where this, _this_, is their role model.
Marge: I had a Malibu Stacy when I was little and I turned out all
right. Now let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of
strawberry ice cream!
Stacy: Now low let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry
ice cream!
-- Subconscious memory strikes again,
"Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Lisa: A hush falls over the general assembly as Stacy approaches the
podium to deliver what will no doubt be a stirring and memorable
address.
[pulls Stacy's cord] Stacy: I wish they taught shopping... - Marge: Let me give my special little winner a big, _big_ hug.
Lisa: [tired] Ma, I think I'm all hugged out, heh.... - Stacy: Let's buy makeup so the boys will like us.
Lisa:
[sighs] Don't you people see anything wrong what Malibu... - Lisa: Make sure you get my mom's hair just right!
Stacy:
[lops it off] Um, I think we'll use someone different... - Lisa: [sigh] Well, I guess you can't beat big business.
There's just no room for the little guy. Lisa... - Stacy: [the doll] My name is Stacy, but you can call me [wolf whistle].
Stacy: I see exactly what you mean; this is a problem... - Stacy: I may have had things in common with Stacy at the beginning,
but thirty years of living her lifestyle taught... - Doll: Trust in yourself and you can achieve anything!
Lisa: All right. Now all we need is a name. Bart...
