Lisa: They _cannot_ Keep Making Dolls Like This...something Has To Be Done!

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Lisa: They _cannot_ keep making dolls like this...something has to be
done!
[Chewing stops slowly; Homer swallows noisily]
Marge: Lisa, ordinarily I'd say you should stand up for what you believe
in. But you've been doing that an awful lot lately!
Bart: Yeah. You made us march in that gay rights parade!
[Holds up newspaper showing gay parade with Bart prominently in
front looking surprised]
Homer: And we can't watch Fox because they own those chemical weapon
plants in Syria.
Lisa: I can't believe you're just going to stand by as your daughters
grow up in a world where this, _this_, is their role model.
Marge: I had a Malibu Stacy when I was little and I turned out all
right. Now let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of
strawberry ice cream!
Stacy: Now low let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry
ice cream!
-- Subconscious memory strikes again,
"Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"

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