Wiggum: All right, get in there.
Lou: You're going _down_.
Eddie: I want a piece of him.
Wiggum: You think you're pretty hot, huh? Well, we got everything we
need on you.
[everyone grabs a piece of the pizza]
Marge: [knocking] Uh, excuse me?
Wiggum: What? What? What what what what what? This better be about
pizza.
Marge: Uh, actually, I'm interested in becoming a police officer.
[everyone laughs for a long time, gradually it fades]
Wiggum: Welcome aboard.
-- Bizzare police initiation,
"The Springfield Connection"
Lou: You're going _down_.
Eddie: I want a piece of him.
Wiggum: You think you're pretty hot, huh? Well, we got everything we
need on you.
[everyone grabs a piece of the pizza]
Marge: [knocking] Uh, excuse me?
Wiggum: What? What? What what what what what? This better be about
pizza.
Marge: Uh, actually, I'm interested in becoming a police officer.
[everyone laughs for a long time, gradually it fades]
Wiggum: Welcome aboard.
-- Bizzare police initiation,
"The Springfield Connection"
Related:
- Lou: You know, the funniest thing though; it's the little
differences.
Wiggum: Example. Lou: Well, at McDonald's you can... - Lou: Uh, Chief, what about those coleslaw punks?
Wiggum:
Well, I... I can't be everywhere at once, Lou, now... - Brooks: [Yiddish voice] What's with the sir -- [normal voice] What's
with the siren?
Wiggum: Evening, Simpson. You got a short and your... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily... - Abe: That's _my_ ambulance. I called for it four hours ago.
Homer: Marge, how did you know -- Marge: That the... - DNA guy: Ooh, nice eyelash. Yours?
Wiggum: No. We need to find out who it belonged to.
We want a DNA test. DNA guy: Ooh, ooh, ee... - Wiggum: A-ha! I had a feeling we'd find you here!
[shoots]
Lou:
Chief, no! Eddie: What'd you do that for? Wiggum:... - Lisa: Hey! Chief Wiggum, what are you doing? What's going on?
Wiggum: I'm sorry, kid, we got Simpson DNA on Burns'... - Homer: [yelling to be heard] You really did it this time,
Bart! You're in for the punishment of a lifetime...
From the same category:
- Marge: Wow. He went from stinking rich to just plain stinking!
[laughs] [Homer and Bart start laughing with her]... - Skinner: Ah, is there nothing so intoxicating as the school hallway at
early morn?
[sniffs] Hmm, school normally doesn't smell so ... - Marge needs help... and God knows I'm not the man to provide it.
But I know who can. -- Ah, that's close enough, Homer... - Tonight, the city weeps, as for the first time ever,
a hockey arena becomes then scene of violence. -... - Boy, everyone is stupid except me.
-- Homer Simpson,
"Homer the...
