Edna: [reading] "The wireless was an invention by Guglielmo Marconi." Who can tell me what his first message was?

Edna: [reading] "The wireless was an invention by Guglielmo
Marconi." Who can tell me what his first message was?
Bart: Uh --
Milhouse: I want-a change-a my name-a!
[Everyone laughs]
Edna: [chuckling] Oh, good one, Milhouse. Anyone else? The first
message by wireless?
Bart: It was --
Martin: Our tenth caller will receive tickets to Supertramp!
[Everyone laughs]
-- Everyone lives like Bart, "Bart's Inner Child"

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