Bart: Hi, is Milhouse home?
Mrs. VH: He's playing in the dirt with his army men -- oh, and a white
piece of paper, I believe.
[Bart gasps, runs to the back of the house]
Milhouse: Cover me, Sarge! I'm going after Bart's soul!
[makes machine gun noises]
[in an accent] If the Ayatollah can't have it, no one can.
[drives a tank over the piece of paper]
Bart: [stammers] Uh, you know, Milhouse --
Milhouse: [smug] Yeees?
Bart: Bet you're getting tired of that soul, huh?
Milhouse: Nooo.
Bart: Suppose someone wanted to...buy it from you.
Milhouse: Oh. You want to buy it back, Bart? Sure, no problem.
[merciless] Fifty bucks.
Bart: What?!
Milhouse: Who's stupid now, huh? [laughs maniacally]
-- Takes one to know one?, "Bart Sells His Soul"
Mrs. VH: He's playing in the dirt with his army men -- oh, and a white
piece of paper, I believe.
[Bart gasps, runs to the back of the house]
Milhouse: Cover me, Sarge! I'm going after Bart's soul!
[makes machine gun noises]
[in an accent] If the Ayatollah can't have it, no one can.
[drives a tank over the piece of paper]
Bart: [stammers] Uh, you know, Milhouse --
Milhouse: [smug] Yeees?
Bart: Bet you're getting tired of that soul, huh?
Milhouse: Nooo.
Bart: Suppose someone wanted to...buy it from you.
Milhouse: Oh. You want to buy it back, Bart? Sure, no problem.
[merciless] Fifty bucks.
Bart: What?!
Milhouse: Who's stupid now, huh? [laughs maniacally]
-- Takes one to know one?, "Bart Sells His Soul"
Related:
- Bart: Well, if your soul is real, where is it?
Milhouse
[motions to his chest] It's kind of in here. And when you sneeze, that's your soul trying to escape.... - Bart: Milhouse...Milhouse! You win. I want this nightmare to end!
[a space-suited figure answers the door] Robo... - Grandma: A caller at this hour? [to Mr. VH] You dial 9-1, then when I
say so, dial 1 again.
[opens the door] [TM] Bart: [sees Milhouse, sighs with relief] Milhouse, please.... - Bart: [plaintive] Are you there, God? It's me, Bart Simpson.
I know I never paid too much attention in church, but I could really use some of that good stuff now.... - Bart: Hey, Milhouse. I want you to know that I'm glad at least one of
us got the part.
[Milhouse explodes] Bart: Milhouse! [a leg lands in front of him] I didn't do it.... - Marge: Well, I'm sure some of you already know me. I'm Bart
Simpson's mother.
[everyone laughs; Nelson pushes Bart] [Marge goes up to Bart and starts wiping dirt off his cheek] Ba... - Lovejoy: I know one of you is responsible for this.
So repeat after me: If I withhold the truth, may I go straight to Hell where I will eat nought but burning hot coals and drink naught but burning hot cola -- [all the kids recite in unison] Ralph... - Lovejoy: [holding cleaning brushes] I want you to clean every one of
these organ pipes that you have befouled with your popular
music.
[hands the brushes out, walks off] [Bart and Milhouse start cleaning... - Bart: Dad, I'm really sorry, but I charged $350 on your credit card.
Homer: What?! Bart: Don't worry, here's the cash!...
