Edna: [looking at SLH] Oh, he is a gem! Here boy. [kisses] Would
you like these cookies Martin made for me?
Martin: My raisin roundies!
Bart: My dog's name is Santa's Little Helper. One time he crawled
under the house and when he came out he was covered with ants.
Then he ran into a church and drank all the holy water.
Everyone: Wow!
-- Amazing but true,
"Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"
you like these cookies Martin made for me?
Martin: My raisin roundies!
Bart: My dog's name is Santa's Little Helper. One time he crawled
under the house and when he came out he was covered with ants.
Then he ran into a church and drank all the holy water.
Everyone: Wow!
-- Amazing but true,
"Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"
Related:
- Martin: Kaboom! That, the sound of the thunderous volcanic explosion
that gives birth to the magnificent geode,
one of nature's most -- Nelson: You're... - Nelson: {The ingredients were: fresh pureed tomatoes,
water, salt, and sodium benzoate used to... - Ralph: Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent.
Hoover: Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss... - He unholied the holy water!
-- Agnes describes what Santa's Little Helper did at
church to Bart,
"The Canine... - Skinner walks in, sees Homer]
Skinner: What's _he_ doing here?
Bart: Well once he found out we were going to get Ned... - Bart: Come on, Chalmie, you fired Skinner for less than this.
Chalmers: Yeah, I did, but...Skinner really bugged... - Skinner: [on the phone] I know Weinstein's parents were upset,
uh, superintendent, but, but -- but I was... - Marge: I think there's really something wrong with Santa's Little
Helper.
He was up barking all night, and dug up the back ... - Chalmers: [voice rising] Skinner...!
Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers!
You didn't have to come all the way down...
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Comic Book Guy:
Are you the creator of Hi and Lois, because you are... - Bart: Aha!
Milhouse: Stay away from me, Bart. I mean it:
I'm not going back. I'm not cut out to be... - Homer: Guess what, kids? They're going to pay us $50 a day to film
some of the movie here.
Crewman: Yeah, we'll run that cable through here. ... - Lisa: Everyone in Springfield had a reason to shoot Mr.
Burns, even us. [everyone groans in agreement]... - Homer: Ah, there's nothing like rising with the sun for a quiet,
peaceful dip in your very own pool. [cheers...
