Edna: Go away, Bart, this is not a good time.
Bart: I saw you two fighting...I'm worried there could be a strike
and the school would shut down.
Edna: [scoffs] I'm sure you'd really hate that. There's not going to
be a strike, Bart.
Bart: Yeah...Skinner says you wouldn't have the won tons to go
through with it.
Edna: Skinner said _that_?
Bart: Well, I had to clean it up a little.
[in Skinner's office]
Basically, Krabappel said you'd give the teachers everything
they want.
Skinner: She did?
Bart: Yeah. She said you'd fold faster than Superman on laundry day.
Skinner: We'll see about that. Simpson, I always thought you were...
sneaky and manipulative. Now I see you're really a very
sensitive little boy.
Bart: Thank you, Sir.
Skinner: Aww...
-- Bart sows dissent, "The PTA Disbands"
Bart: I saw you two fighting...I'm worried there could be a strike
and the school would shut down.
Edna: [scoffs] I'm sure you'd really hate that. There's not going to
be a strike, Bart.
Bart: Yeah...Skinner says you wouldn't have the won tons to go
through with it.
Edna: Skinner said _that_?
Bart: Well, I had to clean it up a little.
[in Skinner's office]
Basically, Krabappel said you'd give the teachers everything
they want.
Skinner: She did?
Bart: Yeah. She said you'd fold faster than Superman on laundry day.
Skinner: We'll see about that. Simpson, I always thought you were...
sneaky and manipulative. Now I see you're really a very
sensitive little boy.
Bart: Thank you, Sir.
Skinner: Aww...
-- Bart sows dissent, "The PTA Disbands"
Related:
- Edna: Good news, people!
[the other teachers cheer]
I'm happy to announce that another union has joined us in a
sympathy strike:
the piano tuners' Local 412! [the teachers... - Skinner: Now, Bart, son. I don't know what you think you saw .
but, uh ... let me assure you... Krabappel: What Seymour's... - Bart: [to himself] That does it, I'm outta here.
[scribbles something on paper]
Mrs.
Krabappel, I have to go to the dentist. I have a carroway... - Bart: That's it, I can't take this any more, Milhouse.
I've got to get the real teachers back. Milhouse... - Bart: I'm outta here. Skinny, Krabby, catch ya later.
Skinner: Uh, hold on, Bart. May we have a word with... - Edna: Seymour, you're being _totally_ unfair and the teachers won't
stand for it.
Skinner: You don't have the guts to strike. Edna... - Edna: OK, it's book report time. We'll do them alphabetically.
Today it's A through M. Bart: I'm saved! I love... - Ned: Well, all right, I'd like to call this meeting of the PTA to
or-diddely-order.
Let's see if we can't put an end to this ... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it...
From the same category:
- Ooh! The Springfield Men's Shelter is giving away sixty soiled
mattresses!
Homer reads the "FOR FREE" section of the paper, ... - Todd's been pinching everyone lately.
-- Ned, explaining how rambunctious and wild his kids
can be,
"My Sister, My... - Homer: Well, time to go to work.
Lisa: Dad, I wouldn't go outside if I were you.
[Chief Wiggum and a lot of cops stand on the street... - Skinner: [over PA] Attention, students.
It's time once again to choose a gym class... - Ned: If you need anything just give a whistle.
Homer:
I could use a TV tray. Ned: Well, gee... Homer: What...
