Marge: Since I got my present early, I think you should get yours early
too!
Lisa: Bart got a present early? Then I should get a present early! I
want a present.
Marge: Lisa, you have to wait.
Lisa: [mutters] This is the worst Christmas ever.
Marge: Now I know you love video games, and I asked the clerk which is
the one every boy wants --
Bart: [opening it] [gasps] You got me --
["Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge"]
[Bart sees Marge is smiling]
[with forced enthusiasm] Oh, yeah! Thanks, Mom.
-- Bart, accomplished actor, "Marge Be Not Proud"
too!
Lisa: Bart got a present early? Then I should get a present early! I
want a present.
Marge: Lisa, you have to wait.
Lisa: [mutters] This is the worst Christmas ever.
Marge: Now I know you love video games, and I asked the clerk which is
the one every boy wants --
Bart: [opening it] [gasps] You got me --
["Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge"]
[Bart sees Marge is smiling]
[with forced enthusiasm] Oh, yeah! Thanks, Mom.
-- Bart, accomplished actor, "Marge Be Not Proud"
Related:
- Marge: There's no place left to run, Bart. Hand it over.
[he gives her a picture in a frame] Oh, Bart... - Homer: [yawns] Oh, it's great to be indoors with my family.
Lisa: I'm really glad you're back, Dad. I knew you... - Marge: [bright] Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say,
"There's a whole lotta frownin' going on". ... - Lisa: I think she likes my present better.
\<
Bart:
Does not! Lisa: |Does too! Bart: ... - Woman: I've been waiting for you, Lisa.
Lisa: [gasps] How did you know my name?
Woman: Your nametag. ["Hi, I'm Lady Lisa"] Would you... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure
before.
Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out... - Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge?
Marge: Mmm,
everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person. Homer... - Bart: I'm outta here!
Lisa: Me too. [they both leave]
Homer:
Well, now that the little ones have toddled off to...
