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Marge: Since I Got My Present Early, I Think You Should Get Yours Early Too!

Marge: Since I got my present early, I think you should get yours early
too!
Lisa: Bart got a present early? Then I should get a present early! I
want a present.
Marge: Lisa, you have to wait.
Lisa: [mutters] This is the worst Christmas ever.
Marge: Now I know you love video games, and I asked the clerk which is
the one every boy wants --
Bart: [opening it] [gasps] You got me --
["Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge"]
[Bart sees Marge is smiling]
[with forced enthusiasm] Oh, yeah! Thanks, Mom.
-- Bart, accomplished actor, "Marge Be Not Proud"

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