Marge: Since I got my present early, I think you should get yours early
too!
Lisa: Bart got a present early? Then I should get a present early! I
want a present.
Marge: Lisa, you have to wait.
Lisa: [mutters] This is the worst Christmas ever.
Marge: Now I know you love video games, and I asked the clerk which is
the one every boy wants --
Bart: [opening it] [gasps] You got me --
["Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge"]
[Bart sees Marge is smiling]
[with forced enthusiasm] Oh, yeah! Thanks, Mom.
-- Bart, accomplished actor, "Marge Be Not Proud"
too!
Lisa: Bart got a present early? Then I should get a present early! I
want a present.
Marge: Lisa, you have to wait.
Lisa: [mutters] This is the worst Christmas ever.
Marge: Now I know you love video games, and I asked the clerk which is
the one every boy wants --
Bart: [opening it] [gasps] You got me --
["Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge"]
[Bart sees Marge is smiling]
[with forced enthusiasm] Oh, yeah! Thanks, Mom.
-- Bart, accomplished actor, "Marge Be Not Proud"
Related:
- Marge: There's no place left to run, Bart. Hand it over.
[he gives her a picture in a frame] Oh, Ba... - Homer: [yawns] Oh, it's great to be indoors with my family.
Lisa: I'm really glad you're back, Dad. I knew you could do it.... - Marge: [bright] Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say, "There's a whole
lotta frownin' going on".
[laughs, then says "Mmm..."] Lisa: Mom, doesn't _any_ love story have a happy ending?... - Lisa: I think she likes my present better.
\<
Ba
Does not! Lisa: |Does too! Bart: | |Does not!... - Woman: I've been waiting for you, Lisa.
Lisa: [gasps] How did you know my name?
Woman: Your nametag. ["Hi, I'm Lady Lisa"] Would you like to know your future?... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure
before.
Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out there.... - Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge?
Marge: Mmm, everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person.
Homer: Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?... - Bart: I'm outta here!
Lisa: Me too. [they both leave]
Home
Well, now that the little ones have toddled off to bed -- Marge...
