Bart: Lisa...look what I've got. Ta da! [shows BG album]
Lisa: [gasps] Bart, I can't believe it! But why?
Bart: When I said my stomach hurt, you were the only one who believed
Lisa: Oh, thank you. But $500? You'll never see that much money again.
Bart: Oh yeah? Take a look at this.
[holds up "Krusty O's: Flesh-eating Bacteria in Every Box!"]
-- Lucien Bouchard's downfall, "'Round Springfield"