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• Trust me, if I pull you into it, I have reasons.
• Marge: All right, who broke my vase? Lisa: Who took all my test papers off the refrigerator and tore them up?
  Homer: Who spread garbage all over Flanders' yard before I got a chance to?...
• Plumber: Well, to be honest, I never got around to ordering that part for you, so, uh, it's still going to be a couple of weeks.
  Homer: [sly] Oh, really? Plumber: Yes... Home...
• Burns: Pull yourself together, man. I daresay you're in need of a long vacation.
  Smithers: No! Don't make me take a vacation! Without you I'll wither and die!...
• Homer: Don't you know the story of Hercules and the lion?
  Bart: Is it a Bible story? Homer: Yeah, probably....
• Director: OK, listen up, everybody: this is the hardest, most expensive scene in the movie, and we only get one shot at it, so we _have_ to do it right.
  Fallout Boy will untie Radioactive Man and pull him to safety moments before he's hit with a forty-foot wall of sulfuric acid that will horribly burn everything in its path....
• When the dragons grow too mighty To slay with pen or sword, I grow weary of the battle And the storm I walk toward.
  When all around is madness And there's no safe port in view, I long to turn my path homeward To stop a while with you....
• Lisa: [moans] I give up, there's nothing we can do.
  Bart: Yeah, I agree. You wanna start on trying to get Apu out of jail?...
• Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
  Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba...