Marge: All right, who broke my vase?
Lisa: Who took all my test papers off the refrigerator and tore them
up?
Homer: Who spread garbage all over Flanders' yard before I got a chance
to?
Bart: Oh, please. This is senseless destruction with none of my usual
social commentary.
[SLH runs in, destroying a pillow, then runs out]
Lisa: If it wasn't you, then who was it?
[SLH chases Snowball II in, a knife in his jaws]
Marge: Well, I'm sure these things didn't destroy themselves, now, did
they?
Homer: [worried] Did they?
[SLH runs in, shreds Homer's shirt]
Hmm. I guess Bart's not to blame. Which is lucky, too, because
it's spanking season, and I got a hankering for some spankering!
-- No duck or wabbit season 'round Springfield,
"Two Dozen & One Greyhounds"
Lisa: Who took all my test papers off the refrigerator and tore them
up?
Homer: Who spread garbage all over Flanders' yard before I got a chance
to?
Bart: Oh, please. This is senseless destruction with none of my usual
social commentary.
[SLH runs in, destroying a pillow, then runs out]
Lisa: If it wasn't you, then who was it?
[SLH chases Snowball II in, a knife in his jaws]
Marge: Well, I'm sure these things didn't destroy themselves, now, did
they?
Homer: [worried] Did they?
[SLH runs in, shreds Homer's shirt]
Hmm. I guess Bart's not to blame. Which is lucky, too, because
it's spanking season, and I got a hankering for some spankering!
-- No duck or wabbit season 'round Springfield,
"Two Dozen & One Greyhounds"
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season,
and I got a hankering for some spankering! -- Homer... - Who spread garbage all over Flanders's yard before I got a chance to?
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feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: I think there's really something wrong with Santa's Little
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He was up barking all night, and dug up the back ... - Homer: [expansive] So, how was everybody's day at school?
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Marge: We've got to be realistic,
kids. Who's going to have a big enough heart...
