Burns: Pull Yourself Together, Man. I Daresay You're In Need Of A Long Vacation.
Burns: Pull yourself together, man. I daresay you're in need of a
Smithers: No! Don't make me take a vacation! Without you I'll wither
Burns: That's a risk I'm willing to take.
-- Nothing can stop him, "Homer the Smithers"
Burns: Now, I insist that you take a vacation, just as soon as a temporary substitute can be found.
[leads Smithers to the door and closes it] [from behind the door] Sheesh....
Burns: Good Lord, Smithers! You look atrocious. I thought I told you to take a vacation.
Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I'm his replacement, Homer Simpson....
Burns: [gasps at his sight] Good Lord, Smithers, you look atrocious.
I thought I told you to take a vacation. Home...
Burns: The telephone has been ringing for some time.
[severely] Answer it. Homer: [answers] Yello....
Homer: It's Mr. Smithers, he's calling for you. Smithe
[on a beach] How's everything going there, sir? Well, I have a lot of....
Smithers: Oh my God! I knew I shouldn't have left..
. Burns: Ah, welcome back Smithers. Say, do you know Homer Simpson, he pitched in around the office while you were away....
Smithers: [feeding him] Here comes the endangered condor into the power lines.
.. I've got Bobo hot from the dryer. Careful not to burn yourself on his eye....
Man: I'm sorry, Mr. Burns, but I must object. This Simpson is not qualified!
[There are nods of agreement] Burns: I see....
Burns: [looking up from his magazine] Smithers, what's the meaning of this slacking off?
Smithers: Uh, there's a bee in my eye, sir. Bu...