Director: OK, Listen Up, Everybody: This Is The Hardest, Most Expensive Scene In The Movie, And We Only Get One Shot At It, So We _have

Director: OK, listen up, everybody: this is the hardest, most expensive
scene in the movie, and we only get one shot at it, so we
_have_ to do it right.
Fallout Boy will untie Radioactive Man and pull him to safety
moments before he's hit with a forty-foot wall of sulfuric
acid that will horribly burn everything in its path. Now,
that's real acid, so I want to see goggles, people!
[everyone puts them on]
Rainier: [tied up] _Real_ acid?
-- The perils of movie stardom, "Radioactive Man"

Rooney: Milhouse, listen: you can't quit this movie.
I've seen your work; it's good -- very, very good....
Bart: Wow, you really got it made now, Milhouse. This is living!
Milhouse: [in a costume] Is it, Bart? Is it really?...
Director: OK, Fallout Boy origin scene, take 1 -- action!
[X-ray machine blasts straight on Milhouse's face] Rainie...
Man 1: I don't see why Rainier Wolfcastle should be the star.
I think we should bring back Dirk Richter....
Owner: So you kids fancy yourselves experts, eh? Ba
Well, between us we've read all 814 issues of "Radioactive Man"....
Editor: Thanks to modern editing techniques, we can use existing footage to complete the film without Milhouse!
[shot of assistant and director staring blankly] Watch....
Rainier: Ach! I can't believe Silly Sailor beat us both up and imprisoned us in his floating Aquaworld.
Milhouse: Jiminy jillikers! Rainier: Uh, now there's no need for profanity, Fallout Boy....
Bart: Aha! Milhouse: Stay away from me, Bart. I mean i
I'm not going back. I'm not cut out to be a star....
Jay: Welcome to "Coming Attractions". I'm your host, Jay Sherman, thank you.
Tonight, we review an aging Charles Bronson in "Death Wish 9"....

Director: OK, Listen Up, Everybody: This Is The Hardest, Most Expensive Scene In The Movie, And We Only Get One Shot At It, So We _have_ To Do It Right.

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