Burns: Ah, soon that mighty apparatus will burst forth with its
precious fluid. Almost sexual, isn't it, Smithers?
Smithers: [not impressed] Ehh.
-- Burns watches his oil well,
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precious fluid. Almost sexual, isn't it, Smithers?
Smithers: [not impressed] Ehh.
-- Burns watches his oil well,
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[camera pulls back to show Burns with his feet up on... - Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
[points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead... - Smithers: [over intercom] Principal Skinner, this is your secretary.
There is one last student here to see you. Skinner... - Burns: {Hello Lenny...Carl...Guillermo. Hello, um,
uh, er...} {[Homer waves his nametag back... - Burns: [menacing] I want that oil well. I've got a monopoly to
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I own the electric company, and the water works --... - Homer: [out of breath] Here's your package, Mr. Burns.
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someone.
[walks into a church; goes to the confession booth]... - Burns: Now, before we adjourn, gentlemen, I have one last matter of
utmost importance.
I need to send this parcel with the profit... - Skinner: I'm afraid we've got no legal recourse against Mr.
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