Marge: [walking in] What's going on in here?
Homer: [in a dog's voice still] Absolutely nothing, Marge!
Marge: What's that paper?
Homer: What paper? [reaches for it]
[it floats up and lands on top of the light]
Marge: [gasps] Homer! Is this projection accurate? Did you borrow
money from my sisters?
Homer: I don't know, Marge, I can't be expected to keep track of all my
wheelings and dealings.
Patty: He blew all your savings on jack-o'-lanterns.
Homer: [gasps] You told!
[tosses Patty out]
[tosses Marge out accidentally, runs out to get her]
Sorry, Marge.
[tosses Selma out]
I never want to see you again! You either.
Marge: Homer...Homer, why didn't you tell me?
Homer: [ashen] I was ashamed, Marge. I've failed you as a husband and a
provider...and at best, I was a B+ dog. I'll understand if you
want to sleep on the couch tonight. [goes to bedroom]
-- The truth comes out, "Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
Homer: [in a dog's voice still] Absolutely nothing, Marge!
Marge: What's that paper?
Homer: What paper? [reaches for it]
[it floats up and lands on top of the light]
Marge: [gasps] Homer! Is this projection accurate? Did you borrow
money from my sisters?
Homer: I don't know, Marge, I can't be expected to keep track of all my
wheelings and dealings.
Patty: He blew all your savings on jack-o'-lanterns.
Homer: [gasps] You told!
[tosses Patty out]
[tosses Marge out accidentally, runs out to get her]
Sorry, Marge.
[tosses Selma out]
I never want to see you again! You either.
Marge: Homer...Homer, why didn't you tell me?
Homer: [ashen] I was ashamed, Marge. I've failed you as a husband and a
provider...and at best, I was a B+ dog. I'll understand if you
want to sleep on the couch tonight. [goes to bedroom]
-- The truth comes out, "Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
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complicated man.
[Homer appears at the bedroom window, breaks a plate... - Bart: I'm outta here!
Lisa: Me too. [they both leave]
Homer:
Well, now that the little ones have toddled off to... - Patty: Marge, this is Andre.
Andre: [with attempted sexiness] Hello.
Selma: I think you two would make a perfect couple...
