Marge: I can't believe our government would set up Bart like that!
I'm must say, I'm very angry at the State Department right now.
Ward: Yes, but Mrs. Simpson, please: we're about to reach a
breakthrough with the Aussies.
Conover: [on the phone] Then it's agreed: during the bargaining session,
we each get two candy apples...all right, one candy and one
caramel.
Marge: Oh, for the love of criminy! Gimme that. [grabs phone]
Look, I know Bart did something wrong, but he's my son, and
_I'm_ going to punish him myself. Our countries may have their
differences, but as human beings, I think we can all agree,
there's no substitute for the discipline of a loving parent...
[listens] He wants to talk to you.
Conover: Y'ello? Mm hmm...so we're in agreement. She won't be allowed
near the phone again.
Marge: Mmm...
-- "Bart vs. Australia"
I'm must say, I'm very angry at the State Department right now.
Ward: Yes, but Mrs. Simpson, please: we're about to reach a
breakthrough with the Aussies.
Conover: [on the phone] Then it's agreed: during the bargaining session,
we each get two candy apples...all right, one candy and one
caramel.
Marge: Oh, for the love of criminy! Gimme that. [grabs phone]
Look, I know Bart did something wrong, but he's my son, and
_I'm_ going to punish him myself. Our countries may have their
differences, but as human beings, I think we can all agree,
there's no substitute for the discipline of a loving parent...
[listens] He wants to talk to you.
Conover: Y'ello? Mm hmm...so we're in agreement. She won't be allowed
near the phone again.
Marge: Mmm...
-- "Bart vs. Australia"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Conover: There _is_ one other option: they'll drop the charges if Bart
makes a public apology in Australia.
Homer: All Bart has to do is apologize and we get a... - Ward: We _did_ it! We've worked out a compromise that will allow
both nations to save face.
Conover: We've argued them down to...a booting. Everyone... - Conover: And Bart's childish taunting agitated the Aussies further.
Homer: Oh, he'll agitate you. Ho, ho! He sure will... - Marge: I've got to tell Homer about this baby in just the right
way and at just the right time.
Until then, please, keep this to yourselves... - Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the end: the end of dog racing.
Everyone: Boo! Marge: I think they're in love.... - Conover: Oh, my. Hello, I'm Evan Conover with the US State Department.
[hands Marge his card] Marge: [reading] "Undersecretary... - Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think
they're getting to be a problem.
Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear... - Andy: Hear ye, hear ye. This session will now come to order.
With the cooperation of the US Department of...
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- CBG: Last night's "Itchy & Scratchy" was, without a doubt,
the _worst_ episode ever. Rest assured that I... - smashes open Bart's piggy bank with a hammer]
Oh no!
What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy... - Luanne: Okay, Kirk, I'll tell a story. It's about a man whose father-
in-law gave him a sweet job as manager of a cracker... - Lisa: Isn't it nice up here? What are you thinking,
Nelson? Nelson: Am I thinking about what? Lisa: About... - Yeah, they were gay.
-- Homer pretends to be Tony Plow,
from "Leave It to Beaver", "Mr....
