Vittorio: The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest
insult of all -- [cocks gun]
Krusty: [bursting in] Hey guys, I came to -- oh, you've got a deadly
game of cat and mouse going. I'll come back.
Legs: [gasps] I'm seeing double here: four Krustys!
Homer: Krusty! Oh thanks, thanks a lot. You came here to save me!
Krusty: [slowly] Yeah, that's what I did.
Vittorio: My apologies to you. I almost made a grievous error. [cocks
gun at Krusty] Goodbye, Krusty.
Krusty: Wait: he can't kill anybody if he doesn't know which one is
the real Krusty.
[grabs Homer by the head and plays the shell game with
himself and Homer]
Vittorio: I am confused.
Homer: Heh heh. Good one, Krusty.
[Vittorio cocks the gun at Krusty]
Krusty: Oh, crap.
-- That's putting it mildly, "Homer the Clown"
insult of all -- [cocks gun]
Krusty: [bursting in] Hey guys, I came to -- oh, you've got a deadly
game of cat and mouse going. I'll come back.
Legs: [gasps] I'm seeing double here: four Krustys!
Homer: Krusty! Oh thanks, thanks a lot. You came here to save me!
Krusty: [slowly] Yeah, that's what I did.
Vittorio: My apologies to you. I almost made a grievous error. [cocks
gun at Krusty] Goodbye, Krusty.
Krusty: Wait: he can't kill anybody if he doesn't know which one is
the real Krusty.
[grabs Homer by the head and plays the shell game with
himself and Homer]
Vittorio: I am confused.
Homer: Heh heh. Good one, Krusty.
[Vittorio cocks the gun at Krusty]
Krusty: Oh, crap.
-- That's putting it mildly, "Homer the Clown"
Related:
- Vittorio: I am so glad I had a chance to meet you before we did this,
Krusty, because I am a great fan. [holds out hand]... - Italians: Yay, Krustys! [applauding]
Vittorio: Grazie,
grazie. You have a brought great joy to this old ... - Krusty: Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans.
You will now go back to your home towns and... - Krusty: Hey, hey! Hoo-huh-huh-ha-ha!
Homer: [gags]
Krusty:
What's the matter. Oh, yeah, my grotesque appearance... - Doctor: Krusty, your plastic surgery is complete. Now,
when I remove the bandages, don't be alarmed... - Homer: Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids,
bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly. Who... - Tony: OK, wherever Krusty's gone, we'll find him. Legs,
you check out the East Side. Louie, Rome... - Krusty: Aw, heck: now where am I gonna get a danish?
Bart: Here's a danish, Krusty! Krusty: Gimme, gimme... - Krusty: You here for the trampoline?
Homer: Yeah. What's the deal?
Krusty: Well, I used to do a lot of tumbling in my...
From the same category:
- Burns: Oh, it's you. The bedpan's under my pillow.
Smithers: [hesitantly] Who's Bobo, sir? Burns: Bobo... - Hibbert: Well, that's the first case I've ever seen of a man
suffering four simultaneous heart attacks.
Lisa: I'm sorry, Dad. Homer: It's all right. I understand... - It's not your fault... you don't control the birds.
Someday you will, but not now. -- Lisa consoles herself... - Homer: Oh, baby.
Marge: This was a _wonderful_ idea,
Homey. [kisses him] Hey, there's a turkey behind... - You know, sometimes even <I'd> rather be watching football.
God chats with Homer about missing church on Sunday...
