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• Think you can hold off a vampire with a sunlamp?
• This is dangerous. I wish we could have found a sitter for Maggie.
  ..} -- Marge, on a quest to kill Vampire Burns, "Treehouse of Horror IV...
• If looks could kill, you would be a seriel murderer.
• Lisa: Grandpa's a vampire? Bart: We're all vampires!
  Lisa: But, no! We killed Mr. Burns -- Homer: You have to kill the _head_ vampire....
• Homer: Bart! How many times have I told you not to bite your sis -- [gasps] Wait a minute!
  You _are_ a vampire! Abe: Quick! We have to kill the boy!...
• If ever you had to kill someone, could you do it? -- Turlough, TERMINUS
• As if you could kill time without injuring eternity. -- Henry David Thoreau
• It's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. -- Top Gu
• Top Gun I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you. --Tom Cruise