Bill: You've got to stop blowing your money like this,

Bill: You've got to stop blowing your money like this, Krusty.
Krusty: No can do.
[lights a cigarette with an original Superman comic]
Bill: And those ridiculous bets you make...gambling is the finest
thing a person can do _if_ he's good at it, but you haven't
won anything in months.
Krusty: So? I'll just make some more money. Crank out some cheesy
merchandise.
Bill: But you've already merchandised everything: Krusty's Monopoly
Game, the Krusty Krowd Kontrol Barrier..._nothing_ is selling
any more, not even your new Lady Krusty line.
Krusty: But our infomercials are running 24 hours a day!
[flips TV on]
[a woman goes over her upper lip with a chomping Krusty
shaver-type thing]
Johnny: So, what do you think of the Lady Krusty Mustache Removal
System now, Angelique?
Angelique: It's Krusteriffic, Johnny Unitas. But is my upper lip
supposed to bleed like this?
Johnny: Probably.
-- Truth in advertising, "Homer the Clown"