Bill: Let me get this straight: you took all the money you made
franchising your name and bet it against the Harlem
Globetrotters?
Krusty: Oh, I thought the Generals were due!
[TV shows a Globetrotter spinning the ball as Generals watch]
He's spinning the ball on his finger! Just take it, take the
ball.
[the Globetrotter kicks it into the net behind him]
That game was fixed. They were using a freakin' ladder, for
gods' sakes.
-- Krusty learns the Globetrotter truth the hard way,
"Homer the Clown"
franchising your name and bet it against the Harlem
Globetrotters?
Krusty: Oh, I thought the Generals were due!
[TV shows a Globetrotter spinning the ball as Generals watch]
He's spinning the ball on his finger! Just take it, take the
ball.
[the Globetrotter kicks it into the net behind him]
That game was fixed. They were using a freakin' ladder, for
gods' sakes.
-- Krusty learns the Globetrotter truth the hard way,
"Homer the Clown"
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