Lisa: Are you Rory B. Bellows?
Rory: Yes.
Bart: How about Krusty the Klown?
Rory: Sorry, I don't do impressions.
Bart: Well, if you're not Krusty, how come you have the exact same
signature as him?
Rory: I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you! And I got some real corroborating
evidence, over here, by the throttle!
[turns the ship up to full throttle and tries to get away,
but his ship is still tied to the dock]
You know, you kids coulda said something instead of letting me
make an ass of myself.
-- You don't need _us_ to do that, "Bart the Fink"
Rory: Yes.
Bart: How about Krusty the Klown?
Rory: Sorry, I don't do impressions.
Bart: Well, if you're not Krusty, how come you have the exact same
signature as him?
Rory: I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you! And I got some real corroborating
evidence, over here, by the throttle!
[turns the ship up to full throttle and tries to get away,
but his ship is still tied to the dock]
You know, you kids coulda said something instead of letting me
make an ass of myself.
-- You don't need _us_ to do that, "Bart the Fink"
Related:
- Bart: So, Krusty, what are you gonna do about your tax problems?
Krusty: Don't sweat it. The life of Rory B. Bellows... - Burns: But they're so wretchedly adorable. 25 little Rory
Calhouns.
I can't do it. But I can kill you. [Lisa... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: Krusty's my hero. How could I do this to him?
Lisa: It's a tragedy for all us kids, but Bart, you... - Clerk: Sorry, the bank is-- oh, kid. Gosh, I'm sorry,
I meant to tell you -- turns out Krusty is one... - Krusty: I won't be coming back, kids. I got a sweet life here.
The sea air is cleaning my lungs. The sun... - Lisa: Bart, you're seeing Krusty everywhere because you want to tell
him you're sorry for causing his death.
Would it help if I told you you're not responsible... - Lisa: You gotta hand it to Krusty.
Homer: Yeah. Even with all his problems,
he's still willing to do something unbelievably... - Krusty: Hi, kids! Who do you love?
Kids: Krusty!
Krusty: How much do you love me? [Bart and...
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- Mmmm... Fattening...
-- Homer enjoys a patented out-of-this-world space-age
Moon Waffle,
"Homer the... - Skinner: Bart, I'm impressed with what you did in there.
You testified for the Quimby boy even though... - Marty: Let's try one more number.
Homer: Y'ello?
Bart:
[grabs phone] KBBL is going to give me something stupid... - to the hole] Hello? [echo] China? A little help?
-
Homer, "Homer's... - Abe: Ah, I guess Burns is finally gonna be rich.
Bart:
Not without the keys, he isn't! [shows Abe the two...
