Moe: Hey, uh, I got an idea: we can play a game to pass the time.
Er, I'll make the sound of a barnyard animal, and, er, you
all try to guess what it is. Ahem: [makes some
unidentifiable noise]
Wiggum: It's a pig!
Bart: It's a cow, man.
Lisa: It's a pony.
Krusty: No, it's a goat. You know, one of them lady goats.
Selma: There are no lady goats: a lady goat is a sheep.
Hibbert: I believe she's right.
Otto: You're crazy.
McAllister: Arr, what's it to you?
Otto: What's it to _me_?
[everyone starts arguing]
Marge: Stop it! Stop it! Can't you see this barnyard noise
guessing game is tearing us apart?
[Ned still sings "Que Sera, Sera" outside]
Say, Moe, was it a duck?
[everyone argues again]
-- The final hour before the comet hits, "Bart's Comet"
Er, I'll make the sound of a barnyard animal, and, er, you
all try to guess what it is. Ahem: [makes some
unidentifiable noise]
Wiggum: It's a pig!
Bart: It's a cow, man.
Lisa: It's a pony.
Krusty: No, it's a goat. You know, one of them lady goats.
Selma: There are no lady goats: a lady goat is a sheep.
Hibbert: I believe she's right.
Otto: You're crazy.
McAllister: Arr, what's it to you?
Otto: What's it to _me_?
[everyone starts arguing]
Marge: Stop it! Stop it! Can't you see this barnyard noise
guessing game is tearing us apart?
[Ned still sings "Que Sera, Sera" outside]
Say, Moe, was it a duck?
[everyone argues again]
-- The final hour before the comet hits, "Bart's Comet"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: [checks her watch] One more hour.
Homer: An hour?
I can't wait another hour. What's keeping that stupid... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily... - Ned: [singing] When I was just a little girl,
I asked my mother,
"What will I be? Will I be pretty? Will... - Bart: Cool. [picks up what's left of the comet]
Lisa:
We're saved! Everyone: Yay! Selma: Sure makes you... - Homer: Wait a minute: we all know the one thing we won't need in the
future!
Left-handed stores. That's you, Flanders! ... - Moe: OK, when I call your name, uh, you say "present" or "here".
Er, no, say "present". Ahem, Anita Bath? ... - BG: So, you all set for your recital?
Lisa: I sure am!
Look: [shows her gums] I stopped brushing my teeth... - Bart: Milhouse...do you ever worry that your mom might stop loving
you?
Milhouse: What? I'm more worried about pirhanas. ...
