Ned: Heidy-hoeroony, neighbor. What can I do you for?
Homer: Get out of there. My family needs to use your bomb shelter.
Marge: Homer!
Ned: Uh oh, I kind of figured this might happen, so I built the
shelter big enough for both our families.
Homer: No deal. Out.
Marge: Get in the shelter, Homer!
-- Homer rejects the first offer, "Bart's Comet"
Homer: Get out of there. My family needs to use your bomb shelter.
Marge: Homer!
Ned: Uh oh, I kind of figured this might happen, so I built the
shelter big enough for both our families.
Homer: No deal. Out.
Marge: Get in the shelter, Homer!
-- Homer rejects the first offer, "Bart's Comet"
Related:
- Homer: What's everyone so worked up about? So there's a comet -
big deal. It'll burn up in our atmosphere and... - Marge: [checks her watch] One more hour.
Homer: An hour?
I can't wait another hour. What's keeping that stupid... - Homer: I can't get the -- [struggles] -- I can't get the door closed.
Somebody's going to have to get out. Lisa: [muffled]... - Homer rings Ned's doorbell]
Marge: [calling from window] Homer?
Homer: Huh? Marge: Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders... - Homer: Come on, Marge, let me in! There's crickets out here.
[Marge opens the door, glares] OK, Marge. Things... - Lovejoy: Do you see a light, Homer?
Homer: [disembodied] Yes.
Lovejoy: Move into the light, my son. Homer: [a buzzing... - Homer: God, if you really are God, you'll get me tickets to that game.
[doorbell rings] Ned: Heidely-ho, neighbor. Wanna... - Ned: Thank you so much, Homer. You're a true friend.
Homer: Right back at you, buddy. Now how about that... - sound of Bobby McFerrin song finishing]
Marty: That was Bobby McFerrin's new one,
"I'm Worried (Need Money)". If you want tickets...
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- Poor Krusty. He's like a black velvet painting come to life.
Lisa, "Like Father, Like... - Bart: We worked so hard, and now it's all gone.
We ended up with nothing because the three of us can't... - Smithers: Would you feel more comfortable if I left,
too, sir? Burns: Of course not, Smithers. You're... - Homer: Marge, Where's the Duff!?!
Marge: Ohh, uh, we're all out,
Homer. Homer: D'oh! Marge: Would you like some fruit... - Burns: [to Barney] I'm riding on the bus!
Barney: Hey,
aren't you that guy everybody hates? Burns: Oh, my...
