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• Marge: Let me give my special little winner a big, _big_ hug.
  Lisa: [tired] Ma, I think I'm all hugged out, heh....
• Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK? Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
  Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's happy....
• Homer: Will you all stop worrying about that stupid comet?
  It's going to be destroyed, didn't you hear what that guy in the building said?...
• Homer: What's everyone so worked up about? So there's a comet -- big deal.
  It'll burn up in our atmosphere and what's ever left will be no bigger than a chihuahua's head....
• Homer: How dare you talk about Ned Flanders like that.
  He's a wonderful, kind, caring man -- maybe even more so than me....
• Homer: We were about to learn an iron law of show busine
  what goes up must come down. Lisa: What about Bob Hope?...
• Marge: Homer, what if this doesn't work? Homer: Well, then I have a backup plan.
  See? While the unprepared are still sitting around twiddling their thumbs and going -- [twiddles his thumbs, hums a goofy tune] Ba...
• Homer: Oh, you're pregnant! We're going to have to have a baby.
  All our financial plans are ruined. We're doomed....
• Krusty: OK, OK, let's figure out who should stay. The world of the future will need laughter, so I'm in.
  Moe: And they'll need somebody to dispense drinks, i....