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  You need something lighter, more delicate....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Don't worry, this frosting will come right off.
  [looking to the ball] Beauty, isn't she? Marge...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Marge: Hello, I'm Marge Simpson, and this is my husband, Homer.
  Jay: Oh, nice to meet you, Marge. I saw your hair from the plane....
• Homer serves drinks to bowlers] Homer: [voice-over] I was in heaven.
  If horseracing is the sport of kings, then surely bowling is a....
• Bart+Lisa: HAP-PY BIRTH-DAY! Homer: [alarmed] Aaggh!
  Whaa... What! Lisa: Here's your birthday breakfast!...
• Lisa: It's okay. Those snobs would have never made us members, anyway.
  [at the ball, a huge gala had been set up for OFF] Evely...
• I brought my BOWLING BALL - and some DRUGS!! -- Zippy the Pinhead