Homer: All right, how much do you charge?
Zweig: If money's a problem, I charge on a sliding scale. I can go as
low as $30 an hour.
Homer: Keep sliding.
Marge: $30 will be fine.
Homer: Whoa, whoa whoa whoa whoa! First, what are your qualifications?
Zweig: Well -- [she motions to a wall of diplomas]
Homer: Oh, no. I'm not here to take a reading test. I want to see some
credentials.
Marge: Mph, I'm sorry, Doctor, he's just afraid you'll blame all my
problems on him.
Zweig: I'm not here to blame anyone.
[she double-underlines "Husband" on a pad of paper]
-- The first meeting with Dr. Zweig, "Fear of Flying"
Zweig: If money's a problem, I charge on a sliding scale. I can go as
low as $30 an hour.
Homer: Keep sliding.
Marge: $30 will be fine.
Homer: Whoa, whoa whoa whoa whoa! First, what are your qualifications?
Zweig: Well -- [she motions to a wall of diplomas]
Homer: Oh, no. I'm not here to take a reading test. I want to see some
credentials.
Marge: Mph, I'm sorry, Doctor, he's just afraid you'll blame all my
problems on him.
Zweig: I'm not here to blame anyone.
[she double-underlines "Husband" on a pad of paper]
-- The first meeting with Dr. Zweig, "Fear of Flying"
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[scene shift to Marge's dream] Marge: Ready for breakfast, Dr.... - Homer: {Whoa, whoa, whoa -- let me get this straight.
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Marge
Uh huh... Zweig: We're going to delve deeply into your subconscious and we're not going to stop until we've exposed the root of your fear of flying.... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
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Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Nurse: Abraham Simpson, your family is here to visit you.
Abe: Hot diggity, my family's come to visit me!... - Bart: Wait a minute, whoa, whoa. [whistles to call the orchestra's
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Lisa: Is anything wrong? Homer: No, everything's fine.... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
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