Nurse: Abraham Simpson, your family is here to visit you.
Abe: Hot diggity, my family's come to visit me!
[runs down the hall]
Wait a minute... My family never comes to vi... Whoa!
[a knife flies at his head]
Vidal: [disguised as Homer] D'oh! Not again!
Burns: [disguised as Marge] I can't take much more of your blundering
numskullery.
Smithers: [disguised as Bart] I'll be in the car, dudes.
-- Just like the real thing,
"The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
Abe: Hot diggity, my family's come to visit me!
[runs down the hall]
Wait a minute... My family never comes to vi... Whoa!
[a knife flies at his head]
Vidal: [disguised as Homer] D'oh! Not again!
Burns: [disguised as Marge] I can't take much more of your blundering
numskullery.
Smithers: [disguised as Bart] I'll be in the car, dudes.
-- Just like the real thing,
"The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
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Abe: -
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