Abe: And Just Feast Your Ears On This Tantalizing Testimonial From My Own Flesh And Blood, The Son That Puts The Fun In Simpson & Son, My Son, Barney!

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Abe: And just feast your ears on this tantalizing testimonial from my
own flesh and blood, the son that puts the fun in Simpson & Son,
my son, Barney!
Barney: [walks out from behind a curtain] I used to be a fat, disgusting
slob. [belches]
Man: That medicine seems to be giving your son a lot of gas. [HS]
Abe: I assure you his belching is the result of an unrelated alcohol
Barney: Oh -- [collapses]
-- Oh, well that's OK, then,
"Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"