Abe: Oh, memories! If this old place could talk, it'd say --
[pulls light cord; ceiling collapses, piles vase, chair,
toaster, and tricycle on Abe's head]
Homer: Heh heh heh -- [bathtub falls on him]
-- Sticks and stones, "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
[pulls light cord; ceiling collapses, piles vase, chair,
toaster, and tricycle on Abe's head]
Homer: Heh heh heh -- [bathtub falls on him]
-- Sticks and stones, "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
Related:
- Heh heh heh. Oh, Andy Capp. You wife-beating drunk.
Heh heh heh. -- Homer reads the funnies, "Marge vs... - Abe: Welcome home, Son. I broke two lamps and lost all your mail.
[Marge walks away] What's wrong with your wife? Homer... - Abe: [points to old TV] There she is, the old Radiation King.
You'd park yourself right there and watch for hours... - Abe: And just feast your ears on this tantalizing testimonial from my
own flesh and blood,
the son that puts the fun in Simpson & Son, ... - Abe: Hurry up! We've got a lot of tonic to sell and a lot of towns to
visit:
Frigid Falls, Mount Seldom, Lake Flaccid... Homer:... - Homer: Dad!
Abe: Son!
Homer: I'm a screw-up. I burned down our house.
Abe: No, I'm a screw-up. _I_ burned down our house... - Heh heh heh
... - Bart: Dad, I want to be a daredevil.
Homer: Heh heh heh.
Kids say such stupid things. -- "Bart the... - Homer: Sir! Uh, hello sir! Yes, you look like a man who needs help
satisfying his wife.
So -- [man slugs him in the face] Ow...
