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• Marge: [next to the high chair] I'm sorry, Mr. Blackbeard.
  We're low on chairs, and this is the last one....
• John Wilkes Booth, Blackbeard the Pirate, John Dillinger, and the starting line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers!
  -- Satan introduces the jury, "Treehouse of Horror IV...
• Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. `Bart is a vampire.
  ' `Beer kills brain cells.' Now, let's go back to that ....
• Lisa: [breathlessly] Mom, Dad: Mr. Burns is a vampire, and he has Bart!
  Burns: Why, Bart is right here. Bart: [droning] Hello, Mother....
• Homer: [ruefully] I'd sell my soul for a donut. [The devil appears, looking like Flanders] Flande
  Heh heh, that can be arranged. Homer: What -- Flanders!...
• If you can read this, you're too close; get off my grave, idiot! -- Written on grave
• 'Tis in my memory lock'd, And you yourself shall keep the key of it. -- William Shakespeare
• Milhouse: Hey Bart, look. Krusty trading cards. The long-awaited "Eight Series".
  Bart: [reading the cards] "Krusty visits relatives in Annapolis, Maryland....
• Sometimes when it's quiet, you can hear the brain cells die. -- SLR