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• Hasta la vista, Abey.
  -- Bart Simpson plays John Wilkes Booth (the Assassinator), "I Love Lisa...
• Lisa: I'm not sure if I <should> go. I don't even like him.
  Bart: You're right, Lis, you shouldn't go. It wouldn't be honest....
• Marge: Inflation, trade deficits, horrible war atrocities .
  .. how are we supposed to do our big musical number with so many problems in the world?...
• Milhouse: [on the walkie talkie] Milhouse to Bart.
  Do you want to come over and play? Ba...
• C'mon, boy! Finish him off! -- Homer roots for John Wilkes Booth, "I Love Lisa
• a scream is heard from the room above] Skinner: Bart Simpson!
  I know it's you! -- Principal Skinner fills in for Miss Hoover, "Lisa's Substitute...
• Bart: Lisa, if I ever stop loving violence, I want you to shoot me.
  Lisa: Will do. -- Let someone who still loves it do it, "The Day the Violence Died...
• Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
  -- Homer Simpson Lisa the Vegetaria...
• Lisa: Aah! It's the beating of that hideous heart!
  [everyone looks at her] I mean, I think I hear something....