Related:

• Hasta la vista, Abey.
  -- Bart Simpson plays John Wilkes Booth (the Assassinator), "I Love Lisa...
• Bart, do you want to play John Wilkes Booth, or do you want to act like a maniac?
  -- Miss Hoover gives Bart a scolding, "I Love Lisa...
• John Wilkes Booth, Blackbeard the Pirate, John Dillinger, and the starting line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers!
  -- Satan introduces the jury, "Treehouse of Horror IV...
• Apu: Nickel off on expired baby food. Homer: Sold!
  -- Think of the money he's saving, "I Love Lisa...
• Barney: Aw, Moe, we were saved by a sissy. Moe: Yeah, yeah, we'll never live it down.
  Oh, boy, it looks like it's suicide again for me....
• Lisa: What do you say to a boy to let him know you're not interested?
  Marge: Well, honey, when I... Homer: [puts up a hand] Let me handle this, Marge, I've heard 'em all....
• Homer: [gasps, then realizes] Oh, it's Bart. I can't believe it.
  I'm being mocked. By my own children. On my birthday....
• Homer: I think Lisa needs another push on her new tire swing!
  Lisa: No, Dad, I want to get down. This tire is filthy and the steel belts are poking me....
• Lisa: I would like to say grace. Ahem. Lord, have mercy on my soul.
  ..and Mom's soul...and Dad's soul......