Homer: You know, Marge, I've had my share of troubles, but sitting here
now with you and the kids in our cozy home in this beautiful free
country...it just makes me feel that I'm really a lucky guy.
Lisa: Dad! Your hand is jammed in the toaster!
[everyone screams; Homer runs around]
Homer: Aah! Get it off! Get it off! [slams it into things] Get it off
of me!
[throws it off, sighs, slumps down to floor]
Bart: Dad! It's in there again!
-- Three times lucky, "Treehouse of Horror V"
now with you and the kids in our cozy home in this beautiful free
country...it just makes me feel that I'm really a lucky guy.
Lisa: Dad! Your hand is jammed in the toaster!
[everyone screams; Homer runs around]
Homer: Aah! Get it off! Get it off! [slams it into things] Get it off
of me!
[throws it off, sighs, slumps down to floor]
Bart: Dad! It's in there again!
-- Three times lucky, "Treehouse of Horror V"
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