- The physiology exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise,
actually, because I was expecting some questions on... - If you can't live without me,
why aren't you dead already... - If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression.
I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having... - I am not a vegetarian because I love animals;
I am a vegetarian because I hate plants... - I find it rather easy to protray a businessman. Being bland,
rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me... - I believe in luck:
how else can you explain the success of those you don't... - Instant gratification takes
too long... - Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence?
There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work... - Just when you realize life's a bitch,
it has puppies... - The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either
a fool or he is getting ready to skin you...
