- Evolution -- life's a niche
and then you die... - The physiology exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise
actually, because I was expecting some questions on... - If you can't live without me
why aren't you dead already... - If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression
I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having... - I am not a vegetarian because I love animals
I am a vegetarian because I hate plants... - I find it rather easy to protray a businessman. Being bland
rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me... - I believe in luck
how else can you explain the success of those you don't... - Instant gratification takes
too long... - Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence
There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work... - Just when you realize life's a bitch
it has puppies...
