- Looking at the mirror. Enjoying the view. Be back later :D
- The walls told me not to talk to you.
- Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
- Leave a message, and I'll IM you back later. Leave a SEXY message and I'll IM you back sooner.
- I'm not available right now so please leave your name, number, and address and I will Stalk you later.
- You! Out of the gene pool--NOW!
- If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression.
- Nostalgia? Revenge is a form of Nostalgia right?
- Due to circumstances within my control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
- Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
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